toewatch three revenge of the killer toes from mars

Driving along the open road through the heartland of South Kildare.
I am singing lustily.
The song goes:
"Little old toe nail.
If you get drunk no bail.
Kids like to walk on it.
Dogs put their paws on it.
It's called Heelers Toe.
Oh Heelers Toe.
Heelers Toe city limits.
Heelers Toe city.
It's big and it's bulbous.
The infected bit is full of pus.
His mother's faster on her feet.
His brother mocks him in the street.
They laugh at Heelers Toe.
Woohohoho Heelers Toe.
Heelers Toe city limits.
Heelers Tow city.
Little old toe.
With nowhere to go.
Baby likes to stomp on it.
Paddy Pup likes to romp on it.
Nobody planned for it.
Robins like to land on it.
It's Heelers Toe.
Yeah Heelers Toe.
Heelers Toe city limits."

It's really quite catchy if you just imagine the right music.
(And somewhere the ghost of Tina Turner is smiling.)