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Thursday, June 12, 2008

three great irishmen speak out on international affairs

Bob Geldoff: Loike it's amazing. Loike it's great loike that cluster bombs loike are being banned. Loike I'm thrilled. It's loike a step forward loike for human civilisation loike.

Bono (Paul Hewson): This is an amazing accomplishment. Cluster bombs are a hideously cruel weapon, truly a weapon of mass destruction, and we must all unite to stop their use. The decision by a hundred nations at our international conference in Dublin to ban cluster bombs will be remembered as a great day in human history.

James Healy: "It's most amazing that Bonio and the gallant little Belgian (Geldoff) should be trying to ban cluster bombs rather than suicide vests, or plane hijackings, or beheadings, or katyusha rockets, or roadside bombs, or any of the favoured instruments of Muslim terrorist psychopathy. Most amazing. So, they want to ban cluster bombs, the one weapon the Jihadis really don't like meeting on the rare occasions when they pause long enough, from slaughtering air hostesses and Dutch film makers, to actually find their way to a battle field. In the past Bonio and Geldoff have done more than any others to prolong the misery of the Third World. I mean that by obtaining debt cancellations for murderous African and Arab dictatorships, they have prolonged the lifespan of regimes that otherwise would have collapsed long ago. Debt cancellation has meant only that Arab and African murderers can now run up new debts in financing their permanent civil wars, and wars of aggression against the west. Thanks to the faux humanitarianism of Bonio and Geldoff et al (particularly al, he's a real scummer), thanks to them I say, a generation of African and Arab dictatorships have been given new life. As for banning cluster bombs, what is the purpose of such a measure? Is it possible that Bonio and Geldoff, and their cheerleaders in the BBC, and CNN, and Channel Four, and The Irish Times, and Le Monde, and the Brit tabloids, and ABC, and NBC, and CBS, and Skybollah, and the Nazi channel Al Jazeera, and the Associated Press, and Reuters, and all the rest of the quisling media, is it possible that these idiots actually want Al Qaeda to win this war?

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