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Thursday, November 27, 2008

an open letter to cnn

Dear CNN.
As I write this brief note, Muslim terrorists are slaughtering human beings like cattle in the streets of Bombay.
Your reporters are having difficulty figuring out who exactly might be behind these murders.
Here is the news.
The slaughter in Bombay is being carried out by a little old organisation called Al Qaeda.
I know it's hard for you to admit this.
Because admitting it makes your reportage of the War On Terror look lax in the extreme.
The CNN view of the War On Terror being that international Islamic terrorism is essentially something dreamed up by President Bush to make him feel good about his manhood.
CNN, we're all going to pay for your quisling defeatist appeaserish posture on Muslim terrorism.
No really we are.
The Hindus are just paying first.
Tonight.
Even now, your much vaunted correspondent Christiane Amanpour is touting the possibility that the murders in Bombay are being carried out by localised groups involved in Kashmiri or Punjabi politics.
Oh CNN.
Have you no dignity?
I mean, are there no depths you will not stoop to?
If it looks like Al Qaeda, talks like Al Qaeda, walks like Al Qaeda, commits mass murder in the streets like Al Qaeda, then you know what dillwads...
It's Al Qaeda.
That's okay CNN.
There'll be no charge for the information.
Now then.
You at CNN have spent the past seven years trying to diminish President George Bush.
You at CNN have spent the past seven years trying to discredit President Bush.
You at CNN have spent the past seven years trying to criminalise President Bush.
Is it possible CNN...
Is it possible that you at CNN have just a teensy weensy bit underestimated the threat to humanity from that little old organisation called Al Qaeda?
I gots to know.
Regards.
James Healy.
PS: Congratulations on securing the election of Barack Obama as President of the United States. Truly you have made the world safer for Jihadi's.


Copies to: Skybollah, NBC, CBS, ABC, the BBpC, Channel Bore, Newsweak, Thyme Magazine, Robert Fisk, Michael Moore, Noam Chomsky, John Pilger, Vincent Bugliosi, The Guardian newspaper, The Washington Compost, The New York Times, The Irish Times, and the Nazi channel Al Jazeera. You bast--ds have all colluded in this.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to the official website of the Muslim Brotherhood, Jews, acting through Mossad, and Hindus are in fact responsible for the Mumbai attacks:

http://ikhwanweb.com/Article.asp?ID=18774&SectionID=100

Who would have thought it?

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I point this out merely in order to demonstrate that, like the Malebolge of Hell, the Lie exists at various depths, the Muslim Brotherhood being plunged far deeper into the abyss than CNN or even Al Jazeera.

6:24 PM  
Blogger Genevieve Netz said...

It makes no difference whether they are called Al Qaeda or something else. They are all one -- their methods and goals are the same. Their real name is Evil.

5:48 AM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

Not to worry. Obama is going to sit down and have a little chat with all these moonbats and then they'll break bread and then, and then? - why everything will be just dandy! They'll see the light and we'll have peace forever.

Yea, right! And I'm the Virgin Mary!

6:11 AM  
Blogger heelers said...

Hey Mr P. The lie does indeed exist at various depths. But I am less offended when my enemies lie, than when those citizens and beneficiaries of the free world in CNN and other Western media groups, tell lies in my name. They do so without my consent. And in my humble way, I'm letting em know!
Gen, point taken. But Al Qaeda is the name of our enemy. And they haven't gone away.
Adrienne, I can accept you as many things. Blogger, writer, business woman, friend. But the virgin Mary you're not!
J

7:20 PM  
Blogger Lorena Cassady said...

Oh James,
I am frankly amazed that our ideas about the world are so incompatible. You seemed such a nice fellow....

9:16 AM  
Blogger heelers said...

Yaxchi, I have a talent for offending right wingers and left wingers at the same time and in the same piece of writing.
Some would call it genius.
But I have never willingly given up a friend, whether righty, lefty, atheisty, Hindu, Muslim, Catholic, psychotic or non aligned.
J

4:04 PM  
Blogger heelers said...

And I am nice. When the wind is north north west, I'm positively cuddly!

4:05 PM  

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