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Thursday, January 22, 2009

today they said

"Did the Israelis commit war crimes in Gaza? The question has to be answered."
John Ging, UN Viceroy in Palestine, and lead singer with Viceroy Ging's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

"No Ging, they didn't."
James Healy

"I'm instituting an immediate pay freeze for senior White House officials."
President Barack Obama

"For crying out loud. They're on their first day at work. They're not due a pay rise already are they."
James Healy


"Sunshine, lollypops, and roses. Blue skies coming out all over. It's a beautiful world. This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius. Aquarius. Aqua-r-i-ussss."
Sky News, ABC, NBC, CBS, Time Magazine, The Washington Compost, Newsweak, Channel Four, the BBC, et al.

"At some stage people are going to remember that you guys failed to subject the new president to any serious scrutiny either before or after his election. No news group can afford to be too incompetent. Even if you are all singing off the same hymn sheet. People are going to figure it out for themselves eventually. When they do, you are going to crash and burn. Big time."
James Healy

8 Comments:

Blogger Adrienne said...

All we need is love,
All we need is love,
All we need is love, love,
Love is all we need
Love is all we need.........

The murdering bastard started the process of setting aside the Mexico City thingy ON HIS FIRST DAY IN OFFICE.

Our tax dollars at work - killing babies all over the world.

7:44 AM  
Blogger caite said...

"At some stage people are going to remember that you guys failed to subject the new president to any serious scrutiny either before or after his election. No news group can afford to be too incompetent. Even if you are all singing off the same hymn sheet. People are going to figure it out for themselves eventually."

You are more hopeful than I am. Those same people didn't demand the scrutiny or ask the questions themselves. Why do you think that they ever will? Far too many just believe what they are told...perception is reality.

11:28 PM  
Blogger heelers said...

Adrienne, I do believe it is a grievous crime to promote abortion culture.
Caite, you're right. I am hopeful. People are the best thing God made.
J

4:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

James, you evidentally haven't heard the latest. Prez Obama had a re-do on the swearing in ceremony and invited only a few reporters. His administration also issued some official photos of his first day in the Oval Office - the only photos - and some of the media refused to show them.

It looks like someone has read "El Presidente's Guide to Being El Presidente". Evidentally the first chapter is to give access to the media that toes the line (drawn by El Presidente). Now he will wait for the weak reporters to publish perfect/polished pics in return for access to El Presidente.

3:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

James, you evidentally haven't heard the latest. Prez Obama had a re-do on the swearing in ceremony and invited only a few reporters. His administration also issued some official photos of his first day in the Oval Office - the only photos - and some of the media refused to show them.

It looks like someone has read "El Presidente's Guide to Being El Presidente". Evidentally the first chapter is to give access to the media that toes the line (drawn by El Presidente). Now he will wait for the weak reporters to publish perfect/polished pics in return for access to El Presidente.

-MissJean

3:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heelz.
Are we really allowed to call President Obama a bastard on your blog?
Avid Fan

4:11 AM  
Blogger heelers said...

Avid.
Only Adrienne is allowed.
If the rest of you want to use that word here, you must restrict its application to management types at the Johnston Press.
James

4:13 AM  
Blogger heelers said...

MissJ, he's winning you over isn't he? I can tell.
J

4:14 AM  

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