more from the united nations conference on racism

President Ahmadinejad stood on the rostrum and smiled benignly at the assembled diplomats.
"Nyah, ha, ha G-Force," he began. "We will destroy those racist Israelis. Nyah, ha, ha. Whoo, woo, woo. Last train to transcentral. Nyah, ha, ha. Wim ping ping Richochet Rabbit. Nyah, ha, ha. Iran will build atomic weapons and use them for peaceful purposes like wiping the State of Israel off the map. And anyone else who gets in our way. You all gonna be Muslims. Yeeeeehaaaaaaaa. Woo, woo, woo, woooooo. Daddy's taking us to the zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow. Daddy's taking us to the zoo tomorrow. We're gonna stay all day. We're goin' to the zoo, zoo, zoo. Fee fie diddledy dum. Mama's gonna get you. Love and peace man. My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you're gonna dieeeeeeeee. Oh and nyah, ha, ha G-Force."
There were walk outs of course.
Some diplomats representing that part of humanity formerly known as the Free World got up and walked out.
The African and Arab dictators didn't budge.
They just sat there.
Smiling.
And when the bigotry was particularly fruity, applauding.
Their plush Armani suits, paid for with western aid, glinted like diamonds in the cool interior of the auditorium.
They were happy dictators.
They liked the cut of President Ahmadinejad's jib.
They like the smell of bigotry in the morning.
James Healy stood up.
"You Arab and African dictators have dined out on free money from the Free World for fifty years," he said. "And still you murder your own populations. And still you enslave your own women and children. And still you want nothing more than to destroy the Free World. No more free money for you. Go home. Go home and acccount to your own people for what you have done. Explain to them what you have lost and why you have lost it. Get out. You are expelled from the UN. All of you. Get out. Get out you miserable racist murdering Islamist bast--ds."
President Ahamdinejad looked nonplussed.
He genuinely hadn't heard that one before.