the monica leech laugh in

This inner city man goes into the doctor.
The doctor notices blood on his shirt.
The doctor asks: Where are you bleeding from?"
The man replies: "I'm from bleedin Ballymun."
Later that same day a frightfully proper Dublin matron goes into the same doctor.
Again the doctor notices blood on her shirt.
The doctor asks: "Where are you haemorrhaging from Madam?"
The woman replies: "I'm from haemhorraging Ballsbridge."