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Saturday, August 08, 2009

watching the defectives

(Heelers and the Media.)
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CROSBIE STILLED NOT SO YOUNG
Somebody called Crosbie who owned a minor Irish newspaper died last week. His funeral gave abundant excuse for the plush bottomed B'Staads of Irish journalistic life to parade themselves within the unaccustomed precincts of a Catholic church. The Managing Director of the Irish Times, Maeve Donovan was there, looking as if butter wouldn't melt in her abortions. The Barry political dynasty was amply represented in the ample persons of ample Peter Barry and his ample daughter Deirdre Clune who had squeezed together into a pew, bathed in the faint silver light from their halos. They had made the halos out of coat hangers and bits of tinsel. Mr Barry and his daughter, both being members of the Irish parliament, are continuing an ignoble Irish tradition whereby power is passed down through the generations. There was more ignobility on the altar. A tame Bishop had been found from somewhere (a retired Bish from America) to give the gathering a suitably elevated air. Doesn't do to have an ordinary priest officiating at the funeral of a great man. And anyway some of the Irish Bishops have gotten a little shirty about presiding at the funerals of media whoremasters whose stock in trade is persecuting the church. Yes it's impossible to get good help these days. Best to shop around when you want a Bish for your obsequiousies. I wonder what the turn out will be like when Tony O'Reilly finally pops his clogs. But I digress. A young Crosbie whelp announced from the altar: "Thank God Dad wasn't a saint." Right so. Why not hold the funeral somewhere more appropriate to what he actually was? What the hell are you people doing preening your feathers within the house of God? Might I suggest you head down the boozer for your next big send off. It would be more in keeping with who and what you are.
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Traitorwatch
Non entity Matthew D'Anconia editor of The Specator (readerless) had an article in The Daily Telegraph recently. The article posed the question as to whether the latest Iraq War enquiry would finally "nail" former Prime Minister Tony Blair. This dross appeared in the supposedly right wing Daily Telegraph. And they think they're going out of business because of the internet.
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Who Guards The Guardian
The Guardian has announced it may have difficulty remaining in publication in the near future. Good.
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Mary Robinson's Medal Of Honour
The Irish Times has been running pass defence all this week for career fembo commie pinko Mary Robinson. The Irish Times suggests that critics of President Obama's decision to award her the Medal Of Honour consist mainly of Jewish groups. This is just a tad disingenuous. Robbo's critics have much more material to draw on than her blatent anti Jewish and pro Islamist activities. I remember attending a Mary Robinson book launch back in the early 1990's when she was President of Ireland. Mary Robinson commented that night about the deployment of American troops to Somalia by President Clinton: "The solution to Somalia's problems must not be imposed from outside. The problems of Somalis must be solved by the Somali people themselves." Ah yes. How many Somalis have to die at the hands of Islamist dictators before we might even consider maybe this is one country that needs to be governed from outside? In the interests of full disclosure I must tell you that I myself had written against President Clinton's deployment of troops to Somalia. But for different reasons. I had suggested that Clinton was sending in the soldiers with their hands tied behind their backs. That he wasn't letting them defend themselves when Somali terrorists attacked them using Somali women and children as human shields. And that he hadn't given the soldiers a clear winnable mission but had locked them into an undefined waltz of death involving a perpetual attempt to be humane and clever, abseiling from helicopters to their doom while Muslim murderers opened fire on them with machine guns from the streets. I thought Clinton was incompetent. If the troops were sent in at all I believed they should have been tasked to conquer the country and eliminate all militias and all terror armies. Otherwise I maintained they shouldn't be there. Their blood would be spilled to make Bill Clinton look good. You can see how my reasoning on Somalia differed from Mary Robinson's. I'd have let the troops go in as long as the troops knew they were the good guys and had a free hand to eliminate every murder gang in the country. Robbo thought any foreign intervention was somehow offside. Mary with her usual Soviet era thinking had concluded that the Yanks only wanted Somali real estate. Oh dear. This is the problem with fembo commie pinkos. It doesn't matter how wrong they are. They still keep elevating each other. The Irish Times has been going in to bat for Mary Robinson for three decades. She can do no wrong. Robbo went from the Presidency of Ireland to a United Nations human rights sinecure. With her unerring instincts for being wrong about everything she leapt briefly back into the limelight after America liberated Afghanistan. On the eve of liberation she called for humane treatment and Geneva Convention rights for Taliban and Al Qaeda prisoners. Almost the day after her clownish pronouncements, Talban and Al Qaeda prisoners rioted and murdered their jailers. Robbo become unusually quiet after that. Her anti Jewishness? No big deal. Not compared to her other cretinisms. Also in the interests of full disclosure I should point out that I made a pass at Mary Robinson's 17 year old daughter Morticia during the course of Mary Robinson's book launch back in 1992. That is to say, I walked up to Mary Robinson's daughter and said: "Would you care to talk to the press?" To which Mary Robinson's daughter replied: "Pass."

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