The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

heelers converts to islam

"Yasser Arafat turning in his grave. Official." - Associated Press.

"Ahmadinejad and Qadaffy threaten to convert to Christianity on hearing the news." - CNN/Time Warner.

"Bang goes the neighbourhood, fumes Bin Laden." -Reuters.

"Noooooooooooo. Anything but this." - The Prophet Muhammed.

2 Comments:

Blogger Schneewittchen said...

Ah, Peace be upon you Heelers. However.....I think this is just you playing Joseph in the church Nativity Play. Or a shepherd, could be a shepherd....

11:43 PM  
Blogger heelers said...

There are no crap costumes Schneewittchen. Only crap actors.
No. Hang on...

4:08 AM  

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