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Saturday, March 06, 2010

Islamic Top Ten

It's been a busy week for the peaceloving religion of Islam. Here is the latest chart run down of Muslim riots, murders and jihads, worldwide. Please imagine Top Of The Pops music while you're reading this.

1. Colonel Gadaffi of Libya calls for a Jihad against the Swiss. Yes the Swiss. If the Swiss are now in the Muslim firing line, let's face it, none of us are safe. Colonel Gadaffi says he's been offended by a Swiss vote to ban ostentatious Muslim Mosques from Switzerland. In actuality he was offended by the Swiss police interfering with his psychotic son Hannibal, as Hannibal was going about his standard maid beating antics while on holiday in Geneva. Beating up filipino maids is an inherent part of Islamic culture apparently. At least it is in the Gadaffi household.

2. Turkey withdraws its ambassador from the United States of America. Turkey has been under Islamist government for a number of years. The Islamists are slowly strangling what passes for democratic life in that country. The withdrawal of Turkey's ambassador to America came about because the American Congress voted to recognise the bleeding obvious, ie that Turkey had committed genocide a century ago when it sought to wipe out the people of Armenia. Yup that's why the Turks recalled their ambassador. The Americans committed the crime of using the word genocide to describe a genocide.

3. Ahmad Ahmadinejad, President of the Islamic Republic of Iran, threatens to wipe Israel off the map. Again. I think perhaps he means it.

4. A Danish newspaper apologises to Muslims for having published cartoons of the prophet Muhammed in which the prophet Muhammed was depicted as disapproving of suicide bombers. The cartoons were published in 2006. Following their publication, Muslims rioted all over the world killing dozens of people in far flung locations. The Muslims who rioted over cartoons have yet to apologise to anyone for their murders.

5. A Muslim lady doctor in England ignores severe injuries on a child who is brought to her. The child is later murdered by his parents. The Muslim lady doctor for reasons of her own, decided not to raise the alarm after examining the child who had a broken back and broken ribs. The Muslim lady doctor claimed she didn't notice the child had a broken back and broken ribs. She has since sought work in Ireland. They always do.

6. Muslims riot in Israel after the Israeli government announces that two religious sites, namely the tomb of the Patriarchs and the tomb of Rachel, will be officially listed as heritage zones. Yeah the Mussies are claiming ownership of the tomb of Abraham who is the father of Israel and the tomb of Rachel who is the mother of Israel. It's difficult to come up with good excuses for riots these days. You gotta be creative.

7. Muslims riot in Milan, terrorising the populace, burning down buildings, destroying shops and overturning cars. The peaceloving Muslims claim they rioted because a Muslim teenager had been killed earlier. Why are any of us letting these people sneak into our countries?

8. Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Harriri, whose father was murdered by peaceloving Syrians, announces that Israel is the real enemy. F--king gobshite.

9. A hit squad assassinates a Hamas terrorist in a hotel in Dubai. The Hamas terrorist had previously murdered two Israeli soldiers. Did the Israelis get him? Nobody knows for sure. Peaceloving members of Hamas and Hezbollah, Iran's two main proxy terror armies, often regulate their internal feuds through assassination. Israel rarely confirms or denies the attribution of such assassinations to itself. The Dubai Chief of Police says he's 99 percent certain that the Israelis carried out the hit. That means it's about a fifty fifty call.

10. Shadowy Irish property developer Jim Mansfield announces plans to bring 750 peaceloving Saudi Arabian Muslims to Ireland on an annual basis. Mansfield claims they'll be coming here to study English. At the same time education chiefs at third level (Third rate surely - Ed note.) Institutes of Technology in Galway, Athlone and Waterford also announce plans to bring a thousand peaceloving Saudis a year to Ireland to study English. That's a lorra, lorra, lorra Saudis. This all happens the same week as Irish President Mary MacAleese informs the general public that the Irish are indebted to peaceloving Muslims who come here to study and then go on to become ambassadors for Ireland encouraging other students to come here with their sunshine and light tales of Irish multiculturalism. Clearly the woman is both delusional and deranged. But she and her corrupt, political, Saudi facilitating, acolytes are overseeing the end of Ireland as a free nation. It's time to put a stop to all of them.

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