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Thursday, March 04, 2010

rendezvous at worlds end

Rendezvous with The Perfect Fit at the Costa Cafe on Dawson Street.
We arrive simultaneously.
We stare.
The whole place is boarded up.
Ain't gonna be no coffee drinking round these here parts for quite some time.
Two weeks ago in The Heelers Diaries, I predicted that the Muslim street thugs on the staff at the Costa Cafe on Dawson Street would close the place.
That's some mighty fine predictin right there.
It's closed.
Closed within a few days of Hughes And Hughes book stores.
It was rude Paddy Whacks closed Hughes And Hughes, not Muslims.
I wonder how long the Starbucks on Dawson Street and its infamously bald Dude Where's My Car rude manager, who styles himself Joe, will last.
And Heelers looked on the borders of his empire and wept.
For there were no more worlds to conquer.
No more worlds except the Starbucks that is.
Net losses for Starbucks Ireland... Currently in the millions. Several Starbucks stores already closed.
Expect news from Little Bald Joe soon.
Who said the recession doesn't have a bright side.

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