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Friday, August 27, 2010

a music video that will not be shown on MTV any time soon

Osama Bin Laden comes skipping along a path in North West Pakistan.
There is a cheery jangle of chords reminiscent of the opening sequence from Cindi Lauper's song Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.
Osama sings:
"I come home in the morning light
The prophet Mohammed says Wotchya gonna do with your life
Oh Mohammed dear we're not the fortunate ones
And Jihadis they want to have fun
Oh Jihadis just want to have fun.
Nerdle ner nern nern
Nerdle ner nern nern.
Sometimes you find
A suicide bombing muslim
Who slaughters people in New York, Madrid and London
You know it's not that we're bigoted terrorist scum
It's just Jihadi's they wanna have fun
Oh Jihadi's just wanna have fun
That's all we really want
oh oh oh oh oh
And maybe to build a couple of Mosques
At Ground Zero
oh oh oh oh oh
When the workin day is done
Jihadis they wanna have fun
Oh Jihadi's just wanna have fun.
Nerdle ner nern nern
Nerdle ner nern nern
I wake up in the middle of the night
My Momma says when you gonna live your life right
Oh Momma dear put on that Burka or I'll kill you bitch
because your life belongs to Islam
And Jihadi's they want to have fun
Jihadi's just wanna have fun
Just wanna
Just wannaaaaaa
Jihadi's just wanna have fun
Oh and some atom bombs would be nice..."

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