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Thursday, April 28, 2011

our television listings

RTE1
(The Irish national fraudcaster. Financed by compulsory taxation on the Catholic citizenry but run by atheistic drug addicted whoremasters. By the Bolshevicks, for the Bolshevicks, of the Bolshevicks, as we do say in the trade. Ordinary Irish people are prevented by law from setting up television stations to compete with it. The wheel is rigged and it's the only game in town.)

9.00 Morning Call. Atheistic prayer programme hosted by the ghost of Gerry Ryan.
10.00 Friends. Monica gives Chandler a blow job in return for designing a website. Based on a true story.
11.00 The Diarmuid Martin Love In. RTE eulogy to Archbishop Diarmuid Martin's attempts to shut down the Catholic Church through the repeated iteration of the tiny minority of old sex abuse cases which have involved church employees. No mention will be made of the vast preponderance of sex abuse cases which are currently taking place, as they always have, at the hands of non Christians in hospitals, schools, sports clubs, health board care facilities, orphanages, and family homes.
12.00 The News. A programme that will not be reporting on the Irish Times journalist who has recently been discovered having sex with children. An Irish media black out on the case has ensured most people remain blissfully unaware that the publication which has done most along with Independent Newspapers and RTE to foster the false notion that abuse primarily occurs at the hands of churchmen, is itself harbouring and blatently concealing paedophiles. How has the case stayed out of the limelight? Initially claims were circulated that the Irish Times journalist had attempted to commit suicide. It was stated that he was currently receiving psychiatric treatment. This gave the media an excuse to pretend they weren't reporting the case for fear the man might kill himself. Clever isn't it? Never stopped them when the allegations concerned Padres. But never mind. The thugs of the Irish police force have also used the supposed suicide attempt and psychiatric treatment of the Irish Times paedophile as an excuse... An excuse  not to interview the child rapist, an excuse not to investigate the case properly and press charges, in short an excuse to do nothing. This stuff would embarass the Nazi's.
1.00 Lunchtime With Snodgrass. RTE's consumer affairs programme.
2.00 Midafternoon Leg Waxing Harridans. The Catholic Church gives you ten thousand years off purgatory for watching five minutes of this programme.
6.00 Angelus. Quasimodo sells his bells and buys a bike.
7.00 Coronation Street. Unwatchable Brit porn.
8.00 Home And Away. Unwatchable Aussie porn.
9.00 The Evening News. Unwatchable home produced Bolshevick RTE porn.
9.30 The Late Late Show. Light entertainment presented by the youngest son of a Fianna Fail polical dynaty. You think the Syrians and the Iranians and the Libyans are oppressed. Look at the crudd we Irish have to put up with. Pass the sick bag Alice. On second thoughts... Show me the way to the vomitorium.

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