The Heelers Diaries

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Monday, April 02, 2012

today they said

Larry Bass (self styled, hardly his real name, producer of a television talent competition on Ireland's Stalinist State broadcaster RTE): "If people don't like what we're doing, there is an off button on their remote control."

James Healy: "No one cares about Larry Bass's attempts to drum up publicity for his unwatched television programme. No one cares about Larry Bass's use of skimpy underwear on dancers to try and create a public stir. No one cares about any of these crapweasles or about their cruddler press releases carried by the Daily Mail as fake news items. What we do care about, is being forced to finance Larry Bass's lack of principle through a compulsory tax known as the Licence Fee which every Irish citizen must pay regardless of whether they watch Larry Bass's juvenile defilements of human sexuality or not."

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