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Friday, September 18, 2015

does alannis morissette dream of eclectic sheep

A Muslim child at an American school this week sparked a security scare when he set off a beeper device that looked like a bomb but which he claims was a digital clock designed by himself for a science project.
These things happen.
America President Barack Obama has written a letter to the Muslim child featuring the classic line: "Ahmed I would love to see your clock at the White House."
Wouldn't it be hilarious if little Ahmed self detonated while Barack was examining the bomb with his customary holier than thou face?
(Memo to CNN: News coverage of the event should feature Alannis Morisette emerging as the smoke clears. We see her picking her way amid the rubble and singing: "Isn't it ironic, dontchya think...")

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