the guns of november

(Ireland in the aftermath of the Muslim attacks on Paris)

Al Qaeda has guns.
The IRA has guns.
The drug dealer who lives near me has a house full of guns.
The corrupt cop who ran my town on behalf of gangland for fifteen years has guns.
Irish citizens have no guns.
Drug scum and tinker gangs are armed to the teeth but the Irish people are not allowed to carry weapons.
Hilarious no.