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Saturday, February 10, 2018

from the heelers job search

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: James Healy <jameshealy50@eircom.net>
To: hr@independent.ie
Sent: Fri, 09 Feb 2018 04:27:47 -0000 (GMT)
Subject: James Healy CV re Political Correspondent position

To: Human Resources, Independent Newspapers.

Yowsa and C.
Congratulations on the Fine Gael political party's illegal cancellation of your billion dollar debts to Allied Irish Bank.
Nice one Cyrils.
On the off chance that you are not looking to throw away another billion dollars of public money on your culture war against the Catholic Church, I am writing in response to your recent ad for a Political Correspondent.
I have had occasional moments in an otherwise unremarkable journalistic career.
Some of my advocacy about the sanctity of life was good.
My identification of a pharmaceutical company colonisation of the medical profession in the unscrupulous marketing of anti depressants and gender neutering contraceptive pills was also rather good. (Your ongoing inability to identify a public interest story of this quality is not impressive.)
My reiteration of the assertion that pharmaceutical vaccinations are causing autism in children was valid and vital.
My analysis of the Anglo Irish Bank collapse as an IRA burglarisation of its own bank, was, er, on the money.
My analysis of the ongoing media, police, political and Judicial cover up surrounding the activities of satanist Lorcan Bale who crucified a little boy called John Horgan in 1973, had some importance.
My highlighting of Judge Martin Nolan's illegal sentencing of a fruit importer to six and a half years in jail for the purely imaginary crime of mislabelling garlic as apples, got the attention of the tabloids and sort of led them onto the scent (okay putrescent stench)of Martin Nolan.
My suggestion that there might be a public interest in ending IRA mafia influence over Irish Judges and indeed electing our Judges in the light of the ongoing Judicial failure to extradite to America,  Eoin Eric Marquez the world's number one pornographer and supplier of images of the violation of children, was not bad.
My highlighting of the IRA and its political proxies Sinn Fein's use of teen and youth militias to terrorise villages, towns and cities all over Ireland was not bad.
My exposure of the IRA's division of Ireland into neo feudal territories with the Triads, Al Qaeda, Cosa Nostra, the Russian mob et al, (Particularly Al, etc etc) was not bad.
My writings about serial killer Larry Murphy and his coven reached the parts you guys seem to have missed.
Ditto my piece about the illegal jailing of the pensioner Teresa Treacy for the heinous again purely imaginary crime of not wanting the electricity company to cut down a forest on her land.
Ditto my modest critiques of your own incitements to hatred against Christianity.
Ditto my gentle admonitions towards Archbishop Diarmuid Martin suggesting that his collusion with you to create a presumption of guilt for any priest or nun facing trumped up charges of child abuse is most readily explicable by the postulation that he is a Soviet era infiltrator of the Catholic Church.
Ditto my exposure of your own attempts to conflate your own opportunistic campaign for internet censorship arising from your own inability to compete with the internet, with a genuine campaign to bring to account those responsible for the murder of Darren Gibson, Nicole Fenton, and numerous other citizens through internet trolling and harassment.
Ditto my highlighting of endemic police corruption in Ireland.
But I am wearying myself now.
The CV is attached.
The only correction I would add to it, is in the references.
Should you grow a pair and decide to consider my application I suggest you talk to your feature writer Ian O'Doherty of the Irish Independent who is familiar with my work, and to the head of the Sunday World's Investigations Unit, Neil Leslie with whom I have plucked the Aoife Baineses fine. I mean gowans. Doherty and the great Leslie will vouch for my bona fides.
James Healy

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